tip: how to make people believe your lies


be all scientific

sister: grace u didn’t wash ur dishes properly there’s still some flour in it (we were baking)

me: srsly

sister: go wash it

me:

sister:

me: well whatever it’s ok i learned in science that the water will evaporate and carry the flour with it so it’ll be okay

sister: what

me: yeah it’s because of electrolysis or something. it’s kind of like photosynthesis except that this time it’s with the ribosomes of the flour cells

she actually believed me lmao

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