- Show at my house with a box of chocolates. Purdy’s chocolates are really nice. I like hazelnut/peanuts and I don’t like caramel. Also, I prefer chocolates without weird fillings inside. This is very important.
- Bring other food too.
Oh yeah, I guess you also need to like me and I need to like you too but one way to get me to like you is bringing me food 😀
-Kitty
I’LL BE YOUR PERFECT DATE
Just give me where you live, age, credit card number, Social Securities card, and your wallet.
THANKS!
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so what if more than one person brings you chocolates and food
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Than there will be a war….
OR SHE DATES BOTH OF THEM
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GASP
will she cheat on a bunch of baes like miranda sings does?!?!????!>.!!/1
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there will be a war and i will watch eating the food i’ve been given 😀
i’m not that ~scandalous
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What if they want a refund of the food they gave you? Do you just throw it back out?
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lmao yeah i’ll just purge it out
//if trump makes the purge a real thing rip
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fur rare roe roe chez pour ma belle
(HEY you see that SMOoooth transition from fur to fish to french omg f words)
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omg nice f words
if only i could have that great f words
thx i love fur rare roe roe chez
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i aspire to have your r words+1 c word
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r word what
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well
what if the chocolates were poisoned
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then i’d be reincarnated into a worm and hide in the guy’s bed 😀
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i dont care if they love me
i dont care if they buy me flowers
i want food.
literally i want food. idc if they date me. i just want them to waste money for me.
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I WILL DATE YOU
I’LL WASTE $10 FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AT MC DONALDS FOR YOU!!…..
On YOUR CREDIT CARD
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haha nice try but i dont have a credit card.
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