People I Hate

1. Slow walkers
   What’s worse is when they walk in packs so there’s no way to get in front of them
2. Little kids who have iPads
   I’m 14 and I don’t even have a phone yet… -_-
3. Little kids who ask “why” constantly
   I wonder why too, kid. I wonder why too.
4. Stinky people
   Please, have you heard of fucking deodorant before
5. The clingy “friend”
   For some reason, this person never seems to get a hint. I mean, am I really a monster for wanting to hang out with my actual friends?
6. People who fish for compliments
   Nope, putting yourself down all the time will not make people compliment you. I know, right? What a surprise! I never knew!
7. People who are perfect at EVERYTHING… but they’re also nice making it impossible for them to hate
   Can’t you just be mean for once so I can hate you like a proper person?
8. People who use slangs all the time
   Sorry, but I don’t want to search up everything you say on Urban Dictionary.
9. Hypocrites
   “You shouldn’t be eating such unhealthy foods!” says he, while eating out of 20 chip bags and holding a can of soda.
10. People who say “nucular” instead of “nuclear”
    I cannot bear to hear you talk anymore.
11. People who answer rhetorical questions
    Especially when they answer it wrong.
12. People who seem to hate you for no reason at all
    They may not have a reason to hate you… but at least you have a reason to hate them 🙂 Also, true story here: Once I was at this party and I saw a person I knew. Our parents were pretty well acquainted so my mom told me to greet her. And so I went up to her and said hi, to which her friend next to her asked loudly: “What’s wrong with her?” And she replied: “I don’t know, she’s always like that.”
13. Dentists who try to talk to you while cleaning your teeth
    Contrary to popular belief, it is not possible to talk while there are 16 cleaning instruments in my mouth.
14. People who mow their lawns in the early morning
    Once, one of my neighbors fucking started to mow their lawn at 6am in the morning IN THE SUMMER
15. Parents watching you when you’re surfing the internet
    For some reason, it makes whatever you’re doing really awkward.
16. People who don’t change the toilet paper after they use it all
    My sister does this. RUDE.
17. Loud chewers
    Sorry if I don’t want to hear you smack your lips every time you eat that pizza. It’s not an attractive sound 🙂
18. People who complain about their 98% on a test
    I admit, I once complained about my 99% on a French final… but still.
19. Teacher’s pets
    Says pleasantly: The next time you raise your hand, Billy, I will fucking drag you out of your seat and skin you alive. Then I will cut you up into 13 pieces and throw you in a pot of stew to eat later. (apologies to all Billys out there… unless you’re a teacher’s pet… then be warned…)
20. When you miss someone’s call but you call back a second later and they don’t answer
    Like WTF do you think you’re doing? ANSWER MEEEE
21. People who pretend to emo and negative when it’s obvious they aren’t
    Don’t pretend to be depressed. Just don’t.
22. Ants that randomly crawl up your walls when you’re typing up a post
    I know, not a person, but still. Inspired by a true story. I swear the ant was at least an inch long.

So there you go! 22 people/ants I hate! Did I miss any? Can you relate? Comment below!