How to be Canadian

Tired of being non-Canadian? Well, you’re in luck! Here is 10 ways to become Canadian!

  1. It doesn’t matter if you think otherwise, Canada will always be the best country.
  2. The only important thing you learn to say in French is “Where is the bathroom?”
  3. Try not to kill someone when they say Toronto is the capital of Canada.
  4. It doesn’t matter if you never tried Tim Hortons or Starbucks coffee, Tim Hortons is still the best.
  5. If you have even the slightest feeling that a celebrity might be Canadian… they’re Canadian
  6. Never spell favourite without the u
  7. But it’s okay if you spell Iqaluit wrong… it’s really hard. We get it.
  8. Don’t say “eh”, no one actually says that, you’ll just sound stupid
  9. If it’s 10°C in March, it’s spring.
  10. Le + any English word = FLAWLESS FRENCH!!!

But you know the most important step?

Become a Canadian citizen. Works everytime 🙂



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