Tired of being non-Canadian? Well, you’re in luck! Here is 10 ways to become Canadian!
- It doesn’t matter if you think otherwise, Canada will always be the best country.
- The only important thing you learn to say in French is “Where is the bathroom?”
- Try not to kill someone when they say Toronto is the capital of Canada.
- It doesn’t matter if you never tried Tim Hortons or Starbucks coffee, Tim Hortons is still the best.
- If you have even the slightest feeling that a celebrity might be Canadian… they’re Canadian
- Never spell favourite without the u
- But it’s okay if you spell Iqaluit wrong… it’s really hard. We get it.
- Don’t say “eh”, no one actually says that, you’ll just sound stupid
- If it’s 10°C in March, it’s spring.
- Le + any English word = FLAWLESS FRENCH!!!
But you know the most important step?
Become a Canadian citizen. Works everytime 🙂