What I do in the shower

  1. Contemplate life
  2. Get paranoid about serial killers that will magically appear if I close my eyes
  3. Worry about the fact that there are no towels

There you go! Now you can be an utter failure like me as well! Yay!



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5 thoughts on “What I do in the shower”

  1. me:
    1. plan actual conversations in my head just to avoid awkward moments
    2. regret how much shampoo I’ve squeezed out
    3. Doesnt get paranoid about serial killers but about how ppl might be able to see me through the little window i have in the bathroom (especially bc my areas still under construction and there are ppl on the rooftops xD)

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