Happy Friday the 13th! Hopefully, your wasn’t too bad. Mine was terrible. Why? Because I had a MATH TEST! #FirstWorldProblems.
Anyways, this year, math is actually hard. Last year was actually really easy. Or maybe it’s just my teacher who is some math genius and thinks all problems are easy. But aside for the hard problems, my teacher is pretty funny. He’s everyone’s favorite.
Teacher: I’m going to retire soon.
Students: What? No! You can’t do that! What would we do without you? Don’t retire!
Students: [continues to complain for 15 minutes]
Teacher: [after 15 minutes] Tell your parents to retire as well. It isn’t safe to drive with your summer tires when it’s icy in the winter time.
Students: … How could you?
This is totally my teacher every single day.
Well, this doesn’t really seem like a Friday the 13th story. But I guess if it was, I wouldn’t be able to post this. Who knows what the spirit will do to me?